Urban Dictionary's definitions

ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006

Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008

terrorism chic

A trend in the early to mid 1990's in which terrorist activity was looked upon as an acceptable means to achieve social ends by the youth counter culture at the time. The clearest examples can be seen in the Richard Linklater film "Slacker." Recent terrorist activity on behalf of religious and racialist extremists has silenced any notion of terrorism chic which was originally intended to bring about positive social change through the use of violence against the ruling class.

Ron Paul voter: I hate how hippies think they ended the Vietnam war. The only reason we pulled out ground troops was because the grunts kept fraging their officers.

Reluctant Obama voter: Yeah nonviolent protest did not do shit, that's why terrorism chic happened. People were getting ready to start fraging the aristocracy. It's kinda cool if you think about it

by Urban Dictionary December 24, 2008

Fiezer

A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.

teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)

by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008