yo mama's definitions

poop

The disgusting stuff that comes out of yours ass when you push. It is also eaten by cockroaches. Occasionally little kids eat their own poop.

Mommy: "Billy did you just eat your own poop?"
Billy: "Yes."
Mommy: "Oh."

by yo mama March 30, 2005

bleeatch

(N). What Snoop Dogg uses to get his whites really white......

(fo shizzle.... my nizzle.)

"Bitch, you spizzled my 40 on my shirt. Go get the bleeatch," said Snoop.

by Yo Mama December 12, 2003

Ursuline girl

A really cool girl.
NOT a slut.
243029385 Times better than a Hockaday girl.

Jesuit Guy #1: Dude, did you see that ursuline girl walk by???
Jesuit Guy #2: Yeah, she was hot--A LOT hotter than those fugly Hockaday sluts.

by yo mama January 13, 2005

skrimp

Shrimp that live in the ghetto

"Im bout to go get me some skrimps from Red Lobster"

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

so

a word you say when you really dont give a fuck. to yo momma

"so, who gives a fuck"

sexy sally says "OMG, i got an B+ on my math exam, my mom is gonna me really glad"
cool guy sam says "SO"
sally exclaims "so?!"
cool guy says "so wonderful"
sam thinks <wonderful tities bitch just shut up and eat the pop>

by yo mama May 13, 2005

skeezer

an alternate definition could be someone who just ain't right and they know it

"these skeezers gon come and do this to me?! ho no uhuh"

by yo mama December 12, 2003

costa and the G's

the portugese slang for (pedophilia)

EX:are you part of the costa and the G's?.....usualy used for someone who cannot pick-up chicks his age due to a lack of charm and a lack in the penal area.

by yo mama October 5, 2004