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escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.

by anonymous February 18, 2004

fracist

A facist racist. AKA a Nazi

You FRACIST!

by Anonymous June 28, 2004

Massassi

Race who once lived on Yavin IV according to the Star Wars universe. Little else is known about them. They built many temples which the Rebel Alliance used in the time of the Galactic Civil War. Think this is nerdy? Guess it is.

Alas, the Massassi are no more; an extinct race.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

thus

Adverb:
1. (used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result
2. In the way indicated

"Thus, I rebuke"

by anonymous July 17, 2003

wigga bitch

white girls who try to act black. unusually large butts. Female Vanilla Ices. beware of phrases such as "nigga please" and non-sensical syntax. "I we, I be"

NOT white girls who date black guys.

damn that girl is a wigga bitch

by anonymous November 30, 2004

hrrb

Hrrb is an onomatopoeia that a tomato makes while existing. It is distinct from other such tomato onomatopoeiae like 'sqwirsch' and 'splat', in that they are made specifically from actions involving the deformation, up to and including destruction of the tomato, whereas 'hrrb' is simply the sound a tomato makes while in an existentially stable state. Situations where one could reasonably expect to observe a tomato emitting this onomatopoeia are: while growing healthily on its vine; sitting in the produce aisle waiting to be bought; ripening on a window sill; sitting on a cutting board prior to, but not including throughout, or after culinary preparation. Pronunciation is homophonous to 'herb', which coincidentally, are ideal complements to most tomato-based dishes. As it is much like a low humming sound, when tomatoes are in large quantities their onomatopoeiae will bleed into one another, creating an unsettling dull roar within their immediate vicinity.

Tomato: "hrrb hrrb"

Tomatoes: "hrrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrb"

by AnOnymous September 14, 2013

the last one

The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.

the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."

by anonymous February 27, 2005