nu-metal

whoever said nu metal is happier than real metal is a moron. nu metal is all about being sad because your parents hate you for dressing and singing like a fag. who can blame them?
Recipe for nu-metal:
Take 1 cup real metal, empty out talent, meaning, and originality. Your dish is complete.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities
Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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baking brownies

When one shits.
Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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lyell

terribly annoying cant help it though so eat him like a pie
apple pies are good to eat hot
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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bitch nigga

A man who acts in a bitchy way towards other men.
Because Mr. Jones focused on the most petty things about Mike to make an issue out of towards his superiors so he could exercise control over him, that made him a bitch ass nigga.
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
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Zero1

Someone destined to take over and control (Taken from the movie: The Animatrix, the city of Zero-1)
What a zero-1, this guy is boRn2pwn !@#!
by anonymous January 19, 2005
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USC

What is USC and what does it possess?

1. It is one of the most diverse colleges in the nation, with the most international students in the country.
2. It is continually, steadily rising in academic prestige, with this year's incoming class averaging a 1400 SAT and a 4.0 GPA (higher than any UC).
3. It has some of the best athletes and coaches in the country.
4. It also has some of the most beautiful college students in the nation.
5. It has the best film school in the country.
6. It is one of the best financially endowed universities in the country.
7. It is in Los Angeles, and close to all the clubs, beaches, cities and attractions you could ever wish for.
8. Though it is located in South Central, USC has a tight and respectful bond with the surrounding community.
9. It has some of the most loyal alums in the nation, who NETWORK and help each other out.
10. It has die-hard fans and supporters throughout the nation and the world, because of the previous nine reasons.
11. USC kids aren't any more rich or stuck-up than any other school. The average family income at USC is LOWER than at UCLA. So you are more likely to find stuck-up Beverly Hills-type f*cks in Westwood than at 'SC.

AND finally: Southern Cal has, and will always have, the ABILITY to piss off UCLA losers simply on account of just being BETTER on ALL accounts.

To ANYONE considering both USC and UCLA: would you rather be represented by a big dumb bear with baby blue as your school color or be represented by a crimson and gold TROJAN?

Yeah, I thought so.
No examples needed. Bitter Bruins can suck it.
by anonymous April 18, 2005
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