Moist McGilton

the sensual insertion of ones tongue into the eye of another.

not only did she kiss me, she gave me a moist mcgilton.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Kazaam

Shaquille O'Neal's worst moment since Shaq Fu.

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Giva

Shorten version of "give a"

I don't giva damn.

by Anonymous September 06, 2003

benz

A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.

That Benz just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!.

by Anonymous June 08, 2003

lemmerman

ur gay lemmerman.. your really fucking gay.. and u r uncircumsized

jew

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

kritten

A word meaning to rip ass...to blow a big one or bite a cock.

"You stupid kritten...fuck off"

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

by Anonymous April 10, 2003