clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 07, 2005

bejebus

synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"

you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

crib

were a baby sleeps

baby:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Your mom

1. When you have no other comebacks.

2. Also used as jokes to another when bored.

Example 1:
Your stupid!
Your moms stupid.

Example 2:
What are you doing the long weekend?
Your mom.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

nem0r

I term used in former Eastern Bloch countries to describe a young child who has been recently sodomised and sadistically tortured, usually by someone deemed unstable and sexually inadequate. The victim is typically slaughtered and marked, thus showing that he/she was attacked by nem0r. A marking usually consists of a vertical cut 2 inches long from the foreskin to the base of the penis or across the clitoris.

He was nem0red

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

matrix

1. A trilogy of films about the dangers of technology, with influences from religon and philosophy.

2. Star Trek killer, this film is to the Gen X and Y what the themes of Star trek was to the baby boomers.

Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the matrix is, I ahve to who you. So see the movies to learn more.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Pombi

Huge Earth like person who has massive amounts of fat covering her tight box.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003