70

69, with a finger

I gave that bitch a 70 last night

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

r kelly

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.

R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

R. Kelly

To have sex or molest a young girl under the age of 17.

He pulled an R. Kelly when he raped a twelve-year-old girl.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

by Anonymous October 25, 2001

myass

What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.

1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass

by Anonymous May 17, 2003