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diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Headlines

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

hampster

A common misspelling of hamster.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.

dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Nibbley-pibbley

From the NES game "Snake Rattle 'n Roll." Little balls that are eaten to make your tail longer. Depending on the level in which they are found, nibbley-pibbleys have various means of locomotion, such as fish tails or helicopter blades. Nibbley-pibbleys can be orange, purple, or yellow; eating one the same color is better than eating one the color of the other snake, but the yellow ones are the best of all.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003