Balls's definitions

Gey

When something exceeds being excessively gay.

VERB - "I think she wants to have sex with me, but I don't want to use her."
"..... Dude, totally gey."

NOUN - "I gotta go clean my new white basketball shoes, I'll meet up with you later."
"You're such a fucking gey."

by Balls November 14, 2004

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

coerce the don

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.

"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.

by Balls April 27, 2004

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

by Balls December 4, 2022

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 14, 2004