Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 01, 2004

Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

by Balls February 03, 2010

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 14, 2004

jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.

Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.

by balls May 27, 2003

Faglor

A male who hates women because they wont touch his sack.
A pro-male male. Masculinist.

Feder-FUCKING-rico is a faglor.

by Balls July 06, 2003

Vixxon

green teeth sluts that lie and think they can get any guy that they want(but they cant cuz their ugly little fuckers)

EL is a vixxon

by Balls May 28, 2004