Bobby 's definitions

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

neekacheeka

ugly ass whore who has a lot of hair and eveybody hates except for a russian girl

neeka lin

by bobby June 28, 2003

Nay

A baby that has been anally discharged prematurely.

Sally nayed and couldn't shit for a week.

by Bobby March 26, 2005

bidi

A cigarette with such flavors such as chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, etc.

Orignally from India. Bidis are now found in the US attracting minors everywhere.

by Bobby July 2, 2004

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.

Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

by Bobby June 24, 2004

cnc

Stands for Command And Conquer. The N is short for "And".
Command And Conquer refers to Westwood's games such as CnC: Red Alert, Cnc: Red Alert 2, Cnc: Generals, and Cnc: Renegade.

I have all the CnC games!

by bobby April 12, 2004