crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 08, 2004
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Fast and the Furious

A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.
by anonymous June 13, 2003
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Loose steel

A gun being fired. Usually used by thugs.
"I'ma show you how loose steel feels."
by Anonymous July 30, 2004
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kult

1. Variant spelling on the word "cult". Used in the metal music underground to describe music and behavior that is obscure or perceived to be obscure. Denotes alignment with status quo attitudes within the underground culture.

2. A catch-all word used by scenesters to justify absurd ideas, behavior, and according bands.

Also see:
dumbass
poser
football
Dude, the new (insert Blasphemy or Beherit variant here) is so fucking kult, dude!
by Anonymous January 05, 2003
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Swierenga

A stick-man with a homo-erotic attitude, with the tendency to marry minors.
Damn, that Sweirenga is checking out my sister! Let's kick his ass.
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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minimag

The best paintball marker, especially when it has the Matthew Raney trigger attachment. This WMD shits on autocockers.
You be the shizzit with that minimag, you got da retro to, tight! Lets go fuck up a cocker
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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cassette

Old-school way of storing sound (or data). Will wear out if re-recorded or played too much, because it's analogue. All but replaced by CD's.
I still got some good cassettes.
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
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