penis's definitions

scene whore

a person who puts on a fake personality just to be in the "scene".

fuck scene whores.

by penis December 28, 2003

LEO

a dictionary that translates english to french

by penis July 27, 2003

pringle tube

The ~1 foot tall, ~2.5 inches tall cylindrical tube that Pringles come in. Can also easily be converted into a Masturbation Tool when desperate.

I use this Pringle Tube to masturbate

by Penis September 13, 2003

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004

kawangle

a person (usually male, but hits twice as hard if you use it on a girl) who has both anal and testicular tumors the size of softballs.
synonym = mike duggan

Mike duggan is a kawangle, but he is sad becaust he can no longer give OR recieve anal sex!

by Penis July 5, 2004

LGBT

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgendered (aka shemale)

you are totally LGBT

by penis December 31, 2004

wobulation

a movement that resembles a wavelike ovulation during a woman's menstrual cycle

that ball was wobulating as it sailed through the air

by penis November 10, 2003