flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.
If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps
by tom December 19, 2003
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not dead

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.
by Tom December 31, 2003
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Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.
Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.
by tom December 23, 2008
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Cruel

Being nasty.
Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."
by Tom February 20, 2003
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coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
by tom July 20, 2004
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17

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?
by Tom January 01, 2004
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downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.
yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!
by tom November 30, 2003
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