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Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while
Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

Fuck did Monty Python not teach us anything? It’s how you introduce stuck up rich fucks who piss you off with their weird shit. “Let me introduce you, John Stokes this is Sniveling Little Rat Faced Git.” Then Mia Zapata stole it for her band name. Think Melvins was from a Monty Python skit too. Miss The Git’s. ❤️

Ever wonder why there is almost never school on October 2nd? I think that schools know that it is National Skip School day because almost every year there's no school on October 2nd.
"Hey, its October 2nd! Time to skip school! " says Ricardo
"Uhhh there's no school again this year." says Breanna
"Really again!"
"Uhhh there's no school again this year." says Breanna
"Really again!"
