Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.
Get the Dogjobmug. the brightest boy you'll ever meet. his light replaces the sun, and keeps you warm on the coldest days. nothing stops his love, no wall you put up or shadow you hide in. when you meet him he seems boring, average. but once you get to know him, he's the best person you'll ever find. his blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes stops your heart whenever you see him. you'll stay young forever so long as his eyes stay blue. he's insecure about his acne but he doesn't realize nobodys paying attention to that when he has that pretty of eyes. you'll never be full once greysons gone, his light will forever blind you and never again will you be able to find a boy brighter than the sun
greyson, youre my everything
Get the greysonmug. 
When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Get the toilet 2formug. Tkhell thinks he is nice but really he just ugly and he gets zero girls and he is very rude and disgusting.
Tkhell is so uglyy and I don't like him but he likes me
Get the Tkhellmug. 
the hottest girl that could give you karma and is the nicest girl you could possibly meet she is a really smart person and has a lot of attention and really popular and can get a lot of friends
Get the Nashllymug.