The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the slowest fucking aerials in the game, grab range of a newborn, and a 1 in 8 chance to be a top tier.
"Hey who do you play in Smash?"
"Oh, the Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Uhhhhh, what other games do you have?"
"Oh, the Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Uhhhhh, what other games do you have?"

A Makka is a person that simps for Hav0cWolf. He also tends to like younger women.
A Makkas dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.
Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.
A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."
A Makkas dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.
Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.
A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."
Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..
Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.
Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.

When you go to a party and think everything is gonna be chill but then find out Maitlan and Rachel are coming now your gonna have a night of chaos get totally wasted and talk a whole bunch of shit you won’t remeber in the morning.
Make sure you don’t bring anyone you like cause they will be totally offended. 😬
Make sure you don’t bring anyone you like cause they will be totally offended. 😬
