The ultimate life form, you cannot compete with a swagger. Swaggers are the better life form. You are a not swagger, the swagger is swag... We all know a swagger, the question is do the swaggers know they are swag too?
Get the Swaggermug. He is extremely gay, rubs on peoples thighs, get’s all the transgender girls to suck on their dick, and loves dry humping men in the hallways. He leaves his nut in the hallways. He stares at sausages swinging around in the lockeroom. James Charles said he gives the best head.
Get the Juanmug. 
