Daaaaaang that's the Chinese chicken pride
Get the Chinese chicken pridemug. When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
Get the One calamari away from losing itmug. 
you can call a "FELÁK" your best friend. you can also use it as a verb "FELIT" that means you spending time with eachother.
Get the felákmug. 
