Reliable, simple, and flexible. Welcoming of people from different backgrounds. Understands your unique needs.
Gets things done fast and genuinely cares about your time. Helps you make better decisions. Makes you future-ready.
Secretly hopes you break up with spreadsheets.
Gets things done fast and genuinely cares about your time. Helps you make better decisions. Makes you future-ready.
Secretly hopes you break up with spreadsheets.
Get the Zoho Creatormug. The seemingly passive transfer of data and information from your study notes, textbooks, revision aids and manuals to your brain as you sleep at night.
Mark: Nils! How did you ace the last semester's tests?
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
Get the brainportationmug. a loosely affiliated group of undesirable and usually narcissistic people, specifically bitches of any and all genders.
Get the trulymug. 
Kadens are the kind of guy who are the sweetest and kindest person you've ever met. They make you think they like you back. They'll even go on a date with you. Until one day they'll say they just want to be friends and then they'll never talk to you again. They are cowardly bitches.
Get the Kadenmug. “You damn homoseggcha!”
Get the Homoseggchamug.