Get the gay fuck tardmug. A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Get the Tortamug. 
September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
Get the National go after jonny daymug. maria is the best person on the earth, there are kind,helpful, pretty, and everything else if you named maria your the best.
Get the mariamug. 
