dishwashia

The uncontrollable urge to check if the dishwasher's empty, even mid-makeout.

Jim's Dishwashia struck again - he paused our wedding vows to make sure the plates were put away

by December 16, 2024

Sumon

It's my name

My name is Sumon

by November 23, 2021

Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by May 04, 2020

dirty brady P

when someone is having gay sex and uses a glass bottle as a dildo and it breaks.

bro, yesturday i was fucking that one guy and i did a “dirty Brady P” on accident

by September 22, 2020

nick

my name is nick

my name is nick

by October 17, 2022

isanette

They are beautiful and intelligent. No further explanation needed

Isanette is so smart ! Give her your money !

by November 23, 2021

Cute

Jasmine

Well cute, you look very fine today

by April 06, 2025