Chuggernaut

An individual capable of ingesting gargantuan quantities of fluid within fugacious proportions of time.
"y'all i just finished my 3rd barrel of hawaiian punch"
"you mean thise 55 gallon barrels those slavic pirates used to store alcohol"
"yeah those"
"GOOD GOD YOU A PROFESSIONAL CHUGGERNAUT"
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Obliteriteration

To obliterate something so badly, you can't find a word for it, so you use Obliteriteration.
1 Obliteriterate
2 Obliteriterating
3 Obliteriteration
1: "bruh i'mbout to obliteriterate thid toilet, i had way too much Taco Bell"
2: "man i'm literally obliteriterating these demons in DOOM bru"
3: "your actions will cause mass obliteriteration if they are not halted THIS INSTANT"
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Iresteperiterathedikozerous

1: An event so unrealistically weird, it leads to extreme puzzling.

2: An audio clip that is very rambunctious to the point of criticism.
"Yo, my brother got stuck in an air vent, can you help us?" "Nah bruv, that situation is completely Iresteperiterathedikozerous."

"yo, check out this iresteperiterathedikozerous ahh sound ๐Ÿ’€"
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Sithathanosituatianious

A: Many situations or shituations happening at one time, making you lose track of each one.

B: An event so breathtakingly stupid, you can practically feel your brain disintegrating from how many brain cells you lose.
A: "yo bruh, so much stuff is happening right now, i got into a car crash and a deer ran through my window and stole my phone out my hand and-" "man your day today is so sithathanosituatianious"

B: "oh hell nah bruh, look at this sithathanosituatianious ahh mf trying to drink ice cream with a straw"
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