I speak keyboard...

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by  September 21, 2022
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360060145013

You were blocked in Discord so you looked up the number on Urban Dictionary, I'm sorry bro...

Or, they don't want direct messages from randoms or you aren't in the same goddamn servers as them.
1: *gets blocked by 2 in Discord*

also 1: goes to Urban Dictionary and searches 360060145013... finds this
by  January 10, 2024
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6969

The universal 4-Digit Passcode which can unlock almost any phone!*
ProBEEGamer: Hi OnlyBEE10 give me your phone!!!
OnlyBEE10: Only if you guess the passcode correct!!
ProBEEGamer: *Grabs phone and types in 6969*
Phone: *Unlock Sound*
OnlyBEE10: YOU MOTHERF-
by  November 28, 2023
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congratulations, you're reached 110/100 boredom and typed this.
1: I'm bored *proceeds to type 11223344556677889900998877665544332211*
by  December 30, 2023
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Electronic Arts

To download the sentence, pay Electronic Arts $10,000.
by  December 14, 2023
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6_9

When 6 and 9 can't do the thing because of a damn plate.
6_9

9: who put this goddamn plate here *yeet*
6: *starts doing the thing with 9*
by  January 03, 2024
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