Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
Get the shithouse poliomug. 
A thing of situation representing the epiphany of a thing representing a thing or an epiphany with a brass instrument or similar.
I think I was having a Querbeat.
Get the querbeatmug.