All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.
“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

A worthless oxygen thief that would gladly burn down your local children’s hospital for money or YouTube views/subscribers
Pronounced Nung-In-tun
Pronounced Nung-In-tun

A podcast centering around 3 guys who drink beer and discuss all things macabre--from cults and serial killers to UFOS and ghosts.
Mentions of Sean Michael's tights and Britney Spears are very common.
Mentions of Sean Michael's tights and Britney Spears are very common.

The worst President in all time
To all you Trump supporters you guys can go and cry and be depressed
To all you Trump supporters you guys can go and cry and be depressed
Hello class today we have a quiz the students said what is it about teacher said we’re writing about the worst president a student said that’s easy it’s Donald J Trump then the teacher said DONT GUVE THE ANSWER AWAY

Well since no is willing to make one for me, why not make it myself... Well, i would say that I'm really attractive and I'm low-key smart.

something that is useful in one's life. It's a term that is used for the word nigga, only some people can truly enjoy this and these people are weebs
