A slimy gooey and squishy fungi that traps dust, and mucus that enters the nose or the eyes. Different sightings may be gray, neon green, forest green, brown or even red! They also can be sweet or salty!

A pedophile who tries to fap to lolis out of desperation. Can easily be spotted by their hatred of any lolis over 12 years old.

Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back
Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?

(Adj) A Descriptive word for a state of being, when you are inebriated beyond the point of return, even stimulants can not help you
