When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

A body of water that falls between the definitive boundaries of what is a pond or a lake.
Ponds are more shallow than lakes.
We all know that …but a man-made pond that is deeper thank a lake is a plake.
Ponds are more shallow than lakes.
We all know that …but a man-made pond that is deeper thank a lake is a plake.
“That’s a great looking pond you made.”
“Thanks, but it’s actually a plake.”
“Come again?”
“Ponds are more shallow but this on has a 26’ deep area so, by definition, it’s neither a pond or a lake. It’s a plake.”
“Thanks, but it’s actually a plake.”
“Come again?”
“Ponds are more shallow but this on has a 26’ deep area so, by definition, it’s neither a pond or a lake. It’s a plake.”
