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Tooken

Tooken is the same as taken. We don’t know which hospital she was taken to. They use tooken for where
We don’t know where she was “tooken” said the ER female employee at a 3rd world hospital in a USA major inner city hospital attached to a state university in the United States.
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Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
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Camille

Someone who will throw all her female friends under the bus. A Camille is not trustworthy, but fun for the guys at work.
A Camille started working here lets get her to go drink on guys night out.
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Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
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Manscape

A crotch bush shaving tool for men to look like they are pre pubescent.
He is rejecting his manhood by manscaping. He wants to be a child. He manscaped because he wanted to sing in the opera.
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