“Goat Head” aka puncture vine's definitions

Tooken

It is used in place of taken or took. I don’t know where the took her or I don’t know where she was taken. Cool Emergency Room professional jargon.

The ER chick answered “I don’t know where she was tooken” At BCMC in 2021 , a 3rd world state hospital in the United States of America attached to the real University of Nothing Much. This is real like breaking bad but real! Better call saul.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine August 28, 2021

Poison Apple

Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.

I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine June 2, 2021

Manscape

A crotch bush shaving tool for men to look like they are pre pubescent.

He is rejecting his manhood by manscaping. He wants to be a child. He manscaped because he wanted to sing in the opera.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022

Grimes Musk

The smell of sweaty under arm hair in the last day of Burning Man.

Wow did you smell that Grimes Musk when those 2 walked by?

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021

Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019