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Definitions by “El” Ron Hubbard

Self-Fellating Fillicide 

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

Boot Tender 

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
Boot Tender by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Boot Tender 

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
Boot Tender by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Boot Tender 

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
Boot Tender by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Boot Tender 

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
Boot Tender by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025