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A chad is a supreme form of life, incapable of being outclassed by anybody except Jeff. A chad is one who cannot be seen as an idiot. A jock of sorts. Or the guy down below. His real name is
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A type of substance that is both liquid and solid at the same time. How? Scientists have yet to figure out. It currently has three flavours (gasoline, wheel, and light) and is sold by the David’s Father Corporation (DFC).
Kyle: You want some meth, little boy?
Aaron: You’re bullying me.
David’s Father: Meth is for losers. Did you know that cargurt has the nutritional value of-
David: S ̡̨̧̨̡̛̹̱̤͇̹̙̙͕̭̺̖̖̠͇̦̼̼͈̟̱̰̩̙̟͕̻̠͍͔͎̪͚̟̬̭̟̬̙̜̻̠̋̆̔̒̓̐̓̌̽͊̊̚̕̕͝͠H̶̨̡͕͓̗̪͈̼̟̭͚̖̼̥͉̠̯̲̞̭̝͗̏͆̈́̎̄̆̎̃͛̉́̓̃̃́̐̔͗̈́̄͛̆̿̈́́͒̆͐̄̀͌͒́̏͊̇̔͂̋̚̚̚͘͘͝͠͠ͅU ̢̨̢̛̛̫̻͙̘̼͔̪̦͉̠̮̯̻̜̘̼̪̦̪͍̤̥͖͔͍̻͔̠̰̙̭͍̩̥̠͊̀̂̈̽̉̽́̚͜͜͜T̶̨̢̧̧̡̡̮͚͇̙̘̭̺̞͇̖͕̟̰̫̘̳̘̘̺͚͉̤̖̲̥͈͎̠̗͓̦̤͉͇̣̫̪̝̦͍̉́́͋̀̂̈́̇̈́͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅ ̴̢̱̣̥͈̜͚͉̮̺̻̝̞͑͆͋̾͌̽͂̇̒̒̊̎̀̈̎̐̔̐̔̊̈́̇͘͝Ų̶̧̛̛̗͇͓̹̮͉͈̭̼͔͉̘̟̳̼̘͈͉̽̾́̊̄̓̑͋͛́̄͛̑͛̏̓̇̓͒̂̏̈̃̍̈́̀͆̎̽̈̃̌́̐́̋̂̚̕͝͝P̵̡̡̠͖̯̹̯̼͇̦̩͕̭̫̻̺̫̬̭͔͔̌́̽̎̽̀̇͂̉̽̾̈̂͑͜ͅ. ̡̨̧̛̯̥̼̱̪̥̬̦͚̙̰̼̘̥̥͈̖͎͈̟͎̤̬͔̮͈̺̠̳̣̗̖̜͉͕͇̰͓̮̣̘̠̫̈̍͐̒̌̔͊̀͛̅̿̽̐́̏͗̈́̈́͑̍̍͊́́͆̌̊̉̀́̒͊̕̚͜͜͝͝
Anders: Cargurt.
David: Cargurt.
Aaron: You’re bullying me.
David’s Father: Meth is for losers. Did you know that cargurt has the nutritional value of-
David: S ̡̨̧̨̡̛̹̱̤͇̹̙̙͕̭̺̖̖̠͇̦̼̼͈̟̱̰̩̙̟͕̻̠͍͔͎̪͚̟̬̭̟̬̙̜̻̠̋̆̔̒̓̐̓̌̽͊̊̚̕̕͝͠H̶̨̡͕͓̗̪͈̼̟̭͚̖̼̥͉̠̯̲̞̭̝͗̏͆̈́̎̄̆̎̃͛̉́̓̃̃́̐̔͗̈́̄͛̆̿̈́́͒̆͐̄̀͌͒́̏͊̇̔͂̋̚̚̚͘͘͝͠͠ͅU ̢̨̢̛̛̫̻͙̘̼͔̪̦͉̠̮̯̻̜̘̼̪̦̪͍̤̥͖͔͍̻͔̠̰̙̭͍̩̥̠͊̀̂̈̽̉̽́̚͜͜͜T̶̨̢̧̧̡̡̮͚͇̙̘̭̺̞͇̖͕̟̰̫̘̳̘̘̺͚͉̤̖̲̥͈͎̠̗͓̦̤͉͇̣̫̪̝̦͍̉́́͋̀̂̈́̇̈́͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅ ̴̢̱̣̥͈̜͚͉̮̺̻̝̞͑͆͋̾͌̽͂̇̒̒̊̎̀̈̎̐̔̐̔̊̈́̇͘͝Ų̶̧̛̛̗͇͓̹̮͉͈̭̼͔͉̘̟̳̼̘͈͉̽̾́̊̄̓̑͋͛́̄͛̑͛̏̓̇̓͒̂̏̈̃̍̈́̀͆̎̽̈̃̌́̐́̋̂̚̕͝͝P̵̡̡̠͖̯̹̯̼͇̦̩͕̭̫̻̺̫̬̭͔͔̌́̽̎̽̀̇͂̉̽̾̈̂͑͜ͅ. ̡̨̧̛̯̥̼̱̪̥̬̦͚̙̰̼̘̥̥͈̖͎͈̟͎̤̬͔̮͈̺̠̳̣̗̖̜͉͕͇̰͓̮̣̘̠̫̈̍͐̒̌̔͊̀͛̅̿̽̐́̏͗̈́̈́͑̍̍͊́́͆̌̊̉̀́̒͊̕̚͜͜͝͝
Anders: Cargurt.
David: Cargurt.
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