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by уour mum December 16, 2023

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.
As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH
Today is actually 23/10/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH
Today is actually 23/10/2024
by уour mum October 23, 2024

someone: It's 80° out
expectation: *burns to death*
reality: nice weather
me: Why am I still alive?
americain: It's fahrenheit 'round dese parts, not celsius
expectation: *burns to death*
reality: nice weather
me: Why am I still alive?
americain: It's fahrenheit 'round dese parts, not celsius
by уour mum July 2, 2025

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025
