уour mum's definitions

iready

a bullshit learning website that will start WWIII

kid 1: why are you jumping off a 20 story building?
kid 2: iready
kid 1: can i join you?

by уour mum December 16, 2023

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

by уour mum October 23, 2024

fahrenheit

Impractical temperature scale used by my country

someone: It's 80° out
expectation: *burns to death*
reality: nice weather

me: Why am I still alive?
americain: It's fahrenheit 'round dese parts, not celsius

by уour mum July 2, 2025

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025