2 definitions by Šabac mačva
When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.
Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
by Šabac mačva October 19, 2021
When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.
Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
by Šabac mačva October 19, 2021