Windows 1.0

Just another workstation, but shitty

Windows 1.0 is shIt

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020

69

Nice. The funny number.

The sum of 69+69+69+69+69+69+6.
also the sum of 420-69-69-69-69-69-6.

Guy 1: Hey! Whats 69+69+69+69+69+69+6?
Guy 2: I dont know!
Guy 1: 69

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) October 03, 2021

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1. Your bored as fuck, you have QWERT QWERZ and an AZERTY keyboard.
2. Bored as fuck.

Person 1: hmm im bored, might as well type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnmazertyuiopqsdfghjklwxcvbnazertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
Person 2: yo, you are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnmazertyuiopqsdfghjklwxcvbnazertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn.

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) December 17, 2020

Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.

Windows 🅱️ista is better than Windows Vista

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

The ULTIMATE ULTIMATE stage of boredom. You grew tired of just typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. You sad, sad, sad child.

Guy 1: I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!
Guy 2: You think you're bored? I TYPED IN QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ! THATS BORED!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) July 15, 2021

Fortnite

See shit.

Person 1: i play fortnite
Person 2: you are shit
Person 1: ):

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 22, 2021

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020