fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out
i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated
by |\/|477 January 12, 2009
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straight edge

someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool
tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...
by |\/|477 December 20, 2008
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marijuana

a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.
hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana
by |\/|477 September 17, 2008
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