Definitions by [The Fonz]

holycrap 

Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.

I will probably get hit with some holycrap for defining holycrap.

holycrap by [The Fonz] February 23, 2009