@BigMac's definitions

laidover

Having sex at an airport while waiting for your next flight.

Noun -I had a wonderful laidover during my 3 hour wait for my flight to Rio from Boise.

Verb - I got laidover in Detroit during a snowstorm and can’t wait for the next storm!!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

conference buddies

Someone you have sex with when you see them at a conference.

It was great to bang my conference buddies last week in Vegas! Can’t wait to see my New Orleans conference buddies!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

playa hair

What happens to your hair after being at Burning Man for a couple of days.

After a few days at Burning Man everyone is proudly sporting their Playa Hair!

by @BigMac August 17, 2023

Pod Club

When a group of people get together to discuss a podcast after they all have heard it. Functions similarly to a book club.

My pod club is meeting this week to discuss this week’s episode of Waking Up.

by @BigMac February 23, 2023