Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 04, 2025
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squach

An asshole that's been spit on.
Mark>I Like a good squach.
Joe<Squach?
Mark>Thats an asshole that's been spit on.
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unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.
How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..
by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016
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