Definitions by (...kujos mom)
camelamb
As the name clearly and obv- states;
-Half camel half lamb.
-Camel in Lambs Skin..
OR. Lamb wearing camel skin.
But the fucked up knees are camelian.
Some sport camel hump.
Some born plain.
Ones born w'hump..assumed to be Retards@Playgrounds/ Quasi Ba Ba
-Half camel half lamb.
-Camel in Lambs Skin..
OR. Lamb wearing camel skin.
But the fucked up knees are camelian.
Some sport camel hump.
Some born plain.
Ones born w'hump..assumed to be Retards@Playgrounds/ Quasi Ba Ba
Phone rings.
Its Dairy.
🐮 " yo humpty! Lets go to the forbidden grassland tonight. Im feeling malmoorished.."( sighs. )
CameLamb: " Stop Calling Me That Im a Dam Sheep..( ba's quietly.drifting / fading out..softly..)
" Ba- ba! JK
BaHaBaHababaabaaaa"
Dairy: " Dont blame me you came out of one of those ..dumb moths..named you after your specie n shit.."
Its Dairy.
🐮 " yo humpty! Lets go to the forbidden grassland tonight. Im feeling malmoorished.."( sighs. )
CameLamb: " Stop Calling Me That Im a Dam Sheep..( ba's quietly.drifting / fading out..softly..)
" Ba- ba! JK
BaHaBaHababaabaaaa"
Dairy: " Dont blame me you came out of one of those ..dumb moths..named you after your specie n shit.."
camelamb by (...kujos mom) April 17, 2023
Skeleton on the gelatin
Ignorant Jenny: "Mmm Wats this?looks good.." ( reaches in. Chip ready..)
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
Skeleton on the gelatin by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022
YOUR____
* As in:" Your kids", "Your dog",. "Your.
friends",.. Or "Your mother"
Or the dreaded, rarely used( lol)
"Your Wife"
* WHEN you saying They HIS Kids Now.
- BC maybe you cant handle all 7 kid under 10 in public. Safely. Legally. Theres not enough leashes.
Plus last time one got lose.
Legally Now Both parents have to be present any time all 7 go in public AKA wen i leave da 🏠
In other words. You no here. We ALL here. Er day. ALL Dam Day.
LEGALLY u cant leave them Alone.
ESP at a 🏨
How long front desk gun stay quiet?? They 👂from our room 🐩 yapping, 👶#2 bitching , ...HOW Long??
~WE AIN' T @ HOME NIGGA~
You use obnoxious drill ober 20 minutes- They gun be at your door.
They gun hear bby#2 #4 crying.
Why u chose hotel no allow kids
* Used To Remind Someone Of their.
ownership.
( - Dont get impregnated by a man not willing to take KUJO, the rescue dog with PTSD, to training classes (acquired after shelter life~? irrelevant-- BUT it is.
-Strengthens responsibility of said parent, in this scenario.
=" YOUR!!!______"
Be Careful
friends",.. Or "Your mother"
Or the dreaded, rarely used( lol)
"Your Wife"
* WHEN you saying They HIS Kids Now.
- BC maybe you cant handle all 7 kid under 10 in public. Safely. Legally. Theres not enough leashes.
Plus last time one got lose.
Legally Now Both parents have to be present any time all 7 go in public AKA wen i leave da 🏠
In other words. You no here. We ALL here. Er day. ALL Dam Day.
LEGALLY u cant leave them Alone.
ESP at a 🏨
How long front desk gun stay quiet?? They 👂from our room 🐩 yapping, 👶#2 bitching , ...HOW Long??
~WE AIN' T @ HOME NIGGA~
You use obnoxious drill ober 20 minutes- They gun be at your door.
They gun hear bby#2 #4 crying.
Why u chose hotel no allow kids
* Used To Remind Someone Of their.
ownership.
( - Dont get impregnated by a man not willing to take KUJO, the rescue dog with PTSD, to training classes (acquired after shelter life~? irrelevant-- BUT it is.
-Strengthens responsibility of said parent, in this scenario.
=" YOUR!!!______"
Be Careful
(Wife calls husband:)
Wife: " Where the fuck are you? You know I got bingo tonight! And tonight we going out for LaKeyShaw' s bday."
Husband: "Didn't ya'll go out last week for LaLockShaw's bday?"
Wife: 👏" Irrelevant."
( long pause)
Wife: " When are you going to be here to babysit YOUR____ dog?"
" Next door neighbors kids still playing kickball in their dam front yard. You want KUJO killing one dem kids?"
( long pause)
Wife: " AND you left hard core industrial work tools/ construction texh. ALL over the backporch. Do You Want Me To Break A Nail? Or a nail to go in KUJO paw?"
( long pause)
( treated)
He home. Im late for pre drinks..i mean bingo nite. But..)
Wife: " Where the fuck are you? You know I got bingo tonight! And tonight we going out for LaKeyShaw' s bday."
Husband: "Didn't ya'll go out last week for LaLockShaw's bday?"
Wife: 👏" Irrelevant."
( long pause)
Wife: " When are you going to be here to babysit YOUR____ dog?"
" Next door neighbors kids still playing kickball in their dam front yard. You want KUJO killing one dem kids?"
( long pause)
Wife: " AND you left hard core industrial work tools/ construction texh. ALL over the backporch. Do You Want Me To Break A Nail? Or a nail to go in KUJO paw?"
( long pause)
( treated)
He home. Im late for pre drinks..i mean bingo nite. But..)
YOUR____ by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022