Definitions by 'lil stinker

payload 

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

payload by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

smoking gun 

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

smoking gun by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004