'Bent Triker's definitions

Upwrong

Type of Bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
Wrist pain
Shoulder pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Saddle sores
The above problems are not present on a recumbent bicycle.

Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upright or a wedgie bike.

I am going to ride my upwrong bicycle.

by 'Bent Triker December 27, 2004

Recumbent butt

Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbent butt after a few hours.

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

recumbutt

Shotened form of Recumbent butt

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbutt after a few hours

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

tricycle

A type of vehicle with three wheels, Tricycles can either be powered by an engine (motortrike) or by pedals. A tricycle can have two wheels at the back and one at the front (frog) or two wheels at the front and one at the back (tadpole).
Pedal tricycles can either be upright much like a common bicycle or can be recumbent. Most upright tricycles tend to have have two wheels at the back (frog) where as the recumbent variety more commonly have two wheels at the front (tadpole).

I am going to ride my tricycle.

by 'Bent Triker March 28, 2005

'Bent

Short for recumbent.

I am going to ride my 'bent.

by 'Bent Triker December 19, 2004

wedgie

Type of Bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
Wrist pain
Shoulder pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Saddle sores
The above problems are not present on a recumbent bicycle.

Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upwrong or a Upright bike.

I saw a guy riding a wedgie.

by 'Bent Triker December 27, 2004

Upright

Type of Bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
Wrist pain
Shoulder pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Saddle sores
The above problems are not present on a recumbent bicycle.

Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upwrong or a wedgie bike.

I am going to ride my upright bicycle.

by 'Bent Triker December 27, 2004