#Teameverhard 's definitions

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Tuna Chocolate

When your ladyfriend wipes from back to front and it smears

Jen Jen wipes from back to front for her man Tommy tutone *Tuna Chocolate

by #Teameverhard December 8, 2021