Definitions by #1 Messi Fan

full Tonya Harding 

A full Tonya Harding is when a woman commits a rather extreme act of violence against another woman out of jealousy or envy. This recalls Harding's attack against Nancy Kerrigan at the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championship.

Ashley was jealous of Bridget when Bridget hooked up with Ashley's crush, Mark. Ashley went full Tonya Harding on Bridget because of that.

full Tonya Harding by #1 Messi Fan May 13, 2014

potato internet 

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

potato internet by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014

lolology 

Study of the funny content of the Internet.

xl neoMax lx: o lol i posted on /d/
Me: o rly
xl neoMax lx: ya i posted pr0n
Me: THAT MY FRIENDS, IS LOLOLOGY

lolology by #1 Messi Fan September 22, 2006

work on MA 

Originally means "work on Marvelous Attack", originally meant for the PC game Stepmania. Outside of the game, however, you can use it as a comeback similar to that of no u and your mom.

For use in Stepmania:

Moogy: ZOMG I GOT LIEK 200 PERFS ON STRANGEPROGRAM!11!1!!1!!one!1!! o btw u have aids
DigitalCyber: work on MA

For use in real-life situations:

emo kid: i hate life
non-emo kid: work on MA

someone who loves fat chicks: i just boned a fat chick
someone who doesnt: work on MA

black person: hi
white person: work on MA

work on MA by #1 Messi Fan September 10, 2006