3 definitions by "The" Irish Mark
Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.
Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.
Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.
by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
by "The" Irish Mark February 22, 2009
a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.
Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.
by "The" Irish Mark February 22, 2009