Definitions by "The" Irish Mark

Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.

Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.

Cunion funk by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

crotch noodle 

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

crotch noodle by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

taintopheliac 

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.

Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!

taintopheliac by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009