"D*cktionary"'s definitions
An event happening to a keyboard when the person operating the computer decides to press all of their keys then copy paste patterns of other key paths, then combine them all and look up the results.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmazertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbnqwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
by "D*cktionary" December 8, 2020

A great happening when the computer owner is bored to death in online class. They decide to randomly type things in the Zoom chat, putting stress on the keyboard.
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by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

An attack of odd feeling that make you want to just sit there and shake while trying to crush your own bones by shaking.
3 yr old girl's name in game: "kityysparklespretty11"
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t
by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.
Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!
by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020

Cringey, mediocre baby television. Since babys don't ever really watch television, it goes down to 12 year olds attempting "If I cringe, the video ends - Cbeebies" videos then uploading them for nothing but feeling good.
by "D*cktionary" December 8, 2020

The Cringe Counter is a chart directed to GZ/GA (newest generation) where there are 7 categories, listed below:
1: Perfectly Normal, no Twitter
2: Harmless, just harmless jokes
3: Approaching, uses Twitter and has behavior of stan
4: Slightly Cringe, uses Twitter a lot and has behavior of stan
5: Cringe, is just very cringe
6: Alpha Cringe, Zoophile/P*dophile supporter
7: Beta Cringe R*pesexual supporter
(for those who are wondering, GEN A is the newest generation)
1: Perfectly Normal, no Twitter
2: Harmless, just harmless jokes
3: Approaching, uses Twitter and has behavior of stan
4: Slightly Cringe, uses Twitter a lot and has behavior of stan
5: Cringe, is just very cringe
6: Alpha Cringe, Zoophile/P*dophile supporter
7: Beta Cringe R*pesexual supporter
(for those who are wondering, GEN A is the newest generation)
by "D*cktionary" January 6, 2022
