melissa

melissa

melissa

by November 22, 2021

timmy

hey dady can u buy meeeee vbucks

timmy sade dady buy me vbuck or bobux

by February 28, 2022

bancc

My girlfriend's schizophrenic alter ego

GF: I'm about to have a Bancc moment
Bancc: bancc bancc bancc

by October 9, 2022

Alpha

A player at most times , gets with you a play your heart until he dumps you but really fun and adventurous meanwhile

Damn !I dated that Alpha once he broke me and I cried for a week

by November 24, 2023

gysia

A gift from god

My lord has blessed me with a gysia a gift from me GOD

by November 24, 2021

Daniel K

He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him

(this isnt a daniel k writting this)
Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)

by September 8, 2023

Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.

"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"

by June 29, 2024