An absolute legend
What a fucking guy
He’ll always be there for you no matter what and will remain your most loyal friend
He’s funny, can take a joke and let’s you off being racist towards him
Any Paras is a top man
What a fucking guy
He’ll always be there for you no matter what and will remain your most loyal friend
He’s funny, can take a joke and let’s you off being racist towards him
Any Paras is a top man
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No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January
Get the No Dick Decembermug. Jesus, he is an amazing man that this earth has ever known. He was the person who created all of us and is My Lord and Savior. In the New Testament, it talks a lot about him and what he was doing. The things he was doing were healing lepers, healing blind people, and casting out demons! If you don't believe me, then look at Matthew 7-8 and you will see for yourselves. The books he's in are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John aka. The gospels. There are people out in the world who say that Jesus isn't real and he made this earth to be cruel. The truth is though, he didn't. He made this earth to be beautiful, peaceful, and happy. And once he saw how great this earth was he made the first two people that was recorded in the Bible, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve were told by Jesus not to eat from the tree of "Knowledge of Good and Evil" but the serpent (aka. The devil) tempted Eve and told her it was alright to eat from that tree. Of course Eve did eat from the tree and she told Adam the same, and together they sinned against Jesus. That is why the world became cruel. After they both did that the Devil took control of the earth and made it into a bad place. But once Jesus comes back, this earth will be no more and all who believed will go to Heaven and spend time with the great Lord Jesus, Amen.
"Be still, and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth!” - Psalms 46:10
"Be still, and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth!” - Psalms 46:10
Get the Jesus Christmug. A delco chat is Wayne you’re in a text, with more than one person, you ask a serious question, and you get every answer except the answer to the question you asked
A delco chat is Wayne you’re in a text, with more than one person, you ask a serious question, and you get every answer except the answer to the question you asked
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