A cambridge girl resides in cambridge city Indiana. They're most easily described as having an ok body, but ugly face. They never get along with any girl who is prettier then her, generally dates a guy with a drug problem, or in some cases a man who makes more money then her father. She almost always has bad scratch tattos from a homemade tat gun, and actively tries to give you a plug on tat work. She also loves fireball, and thinks kid rock is the most talented musician of all time.
Get the cambridge girlmug. a really cool mcyt artist on twitter who bases their entire personality on minecraft streamers and a literal bird
Get the poffinnmug. 
Is a Goddess who had struggled all her life, but kept going with positivity and kindness. She’s unique in all ways, faithful and sweet as a strawberry . Also she’s powerful and loves all kind of creatures.
Get the Kionarysmug. The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.
Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
Get the Björkingmug.