A fine ass young Niggah wit a big heart is the realest person you’ll ever meet does have a lot of friends.
Get the Samauriemug. A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"
Get the moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopamug. 
I want to be a banker.
Get the Bankermug. Lil Jazart is a god rapper he is known to be the greatest rapper of the universe he can freestyle 99999999999 words faster than your dad leaving you he can beat Eminem on a rap battle in his sleep no other rapper in man kind has been known to be better than Lil Jazart the legend.
Get the Lil Jazartmug.