Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.
Get the man boobs the clownmug. 
A very long avenue in the Denver Metro area in Colorado. It runs through an array of diverse, historic, and unique neighborhoods for many miles both east and west of Broadway. It's changed a lot over the years and parts of it have been gentrified like much of Denver, but the classic Colfax vibe can still be found in some areas. It's also not really near LoDo or associated with that area in any way whatsoever.
There's a lot to see on Colfax! Just ignore the terrible, offensive, and ignorant definition a much younger me wrote on this site in 2006 when I had no idea what I was talking about.
Get the colfaxmug. "Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
Get the Ambulance dietmug.