In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.

The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.